1. |
Banana
00:49
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Working on a plantation
picking bananas
Working for Fyffe
packing the banana
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Banana
Fyffe times better
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Banana
Fyffe times better
It's a yellow curved fruit they call...BANANA!
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2. |
Minimal
01:00
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Would every Swedish car-interested man
buy a brand new Mitsubishi Galant
if the price of gas decreased with 64%?
Well, it's possible but with a minimal risk
Would every lousy shabby restaurant
loose all their narrow-minded rednecks today,
if the stand-up-comedians
start having something really funny to say?
Well, it's possible but with a minimal risk
It's possible but I don't think so...
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3. |
A-B-B-A
01:04
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ABBA is dead
Which one is Benny? Which one is Bjorn?
I don't know who's Benny, and I don't know who's Bjorn!
They must be each others look-a-like...
They must be each others look-a-like!
A-B-B-A
ABBA is dead
They're relics from the past
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4. |
Anorexia
00:48
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I'm on the Riverroad at Steve's Coffeeshop
Looking at the people passing by and I've just finished my cup
For the first time I see that girl
She makes my head twist and my lips curl
I'm on the Riverroad at Dolby's cafe
Looking at the people passing by and I've just finished my tea
For the second time I see that girl
She makes my head twist and my lips curl
Anorexia
She's so cute but oh so thin...got something hurting deep within...
I just wanna fill her up - Anorexia
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5. |
Wrong
00:53
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You can not accuse me for being smart
I buy my food at the mini-mart
My intellect just ain't too bright
The day my baby left I said right
I said right but I was wrong
My baby told me I was wrong
I meant left
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6. |
Yoko Ono
01:41
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Oh no, Oh no, Yoko Ono
You were married to John and made in Japan
You can't stop the wars
You can't heal the world
You can't bring back the dead John Lennon
No, No, No
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7. |
My Dictionary
01:16
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There are funny words as
McIntosh and Wellingtons
Namby pamby brick-a-brack
break you tongue in a sick-attac
I love my dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
dictionary
There are funny words as
butter finger and spatula
new gate fringe and cul-de-sac
break you tongue in a sick-attac
Touch it
feel it
squeeze it
smell it
My big appendix
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8. |
Family Bore
00:36
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I don't care what you say - I don't need you
I don't care what you do - I don't need you
I don't care anymore - I don't need family Bore
I don't need you - family one
I don't need you - family two
I don't need you - family three
Family Four - Family Bore!
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9. |
Told by my Mama
01:09
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Be polite and never tell lies
On saturdays you may eat french fries
Be a man that never cries
I was told by my Mama
Change your underwear everyday
I'll be ashamed if you turn gay
Never trust Dr Ray
I was told by my Mama
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10. |
Modern Man
01:09
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The modern man is babysitting
oh la la modern man
and change the diaper when the kid is shitting
oh la la modern man
We're living in the modern age
We're the modern men
Modern men!
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11. |
Ugly
01:24
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Hey you,
Johnny Rocket is here and I'm gonna tell you the truth
I'm out for lunch now
I'll be back at 1 o'clock
Then I've got som news for you
It's no science just the truth:
1. You're ugly
2. You're stupid
3. You're useless
4. You're a middle-age stupid fuck listening to Rolling Stones
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12. |
Mystic Rubber
01:01
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This is a song about mystic rubber
It's soft and nice and kind of lovely
Mystic rubber in my bed
I've got mystic rubber in my head
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13. |
Destroy all Music
00:44
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Here we are in the commercial land
The market dictates with the invisible hand
Technical pros makes the music boring
My advice is: Destroy all music!
I say - Burn the radio
I say - Clean the air
We want no dirty airwaves
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14. |
Oranges and Anger
00:54
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I saw him on the TV
this very angry brat
He was jumping up and down
screaming "I hate this and I hate that"
He was pointing at me, he was pointing at you
but he only wanted to show his new tattoo
Surfboards and beautiful girls
Oranges and anger
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15. |
Nice People
01:23
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Nice job
Nice life
Nice drinking
Nice you beat your wife
Everywhere I meet those "nice people"
Nice car
Nice tie
Nice suit
Nice you gonna die
Nice car
Nice tie
Nice suit
Nice little lie
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16. |
Professional Punk
01:16
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I read in NME
how a punk should be
Leatherjacket, studs and safetypins
I'm a professional punk!
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17. |
Celebrity
01:17
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My girlfriend is a celebrity
She's always on the TV
You can read about her in the magazines
Read about her in the trendy magazines
She is rich but her life is fucked
She needs sleeping pills and prozac
She's a celebrity
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18. |
Look-o-Look
00:49
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Look-o-Look
Liqurice chewy
Look-o-Look
The name is tall jane
Look-o-Look
They're made in Holland
Look-o-Look
So damned tasty
The number on the paper is no secret
The number on the paper is no secret
The number on the paper is
220575
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19. |
Stupidos
01:08
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So you're a politician, I bet you lied today
So you're a modern man, will you turn gay someday
You're all scumbags, stupidos in the country golf club
You're a right-wing stupido and an arrogant snob
So you're a lovely husband that loves to clean and cook
So you're a policeman, you like to beat the crook
You're all scumbags, stupidos in the country golf club
You're a right-wing stupido and an arrogant snob
Stupidos
You wanna be on top
You're a scumbag and an arrogant snob
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20. |
Radio
01:03
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Turn up the volume on your radio
'cause TV EYE's on your favourite radio show
We don't want no trouble with fans or girls
We just wanna play punkrock
Don't wanna be superstars
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21. |
Dr Ray
01:20
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If you are feeling ill and need a funny pill
You better visit the medical man - Dr Ray
If you need a brand new knee or some plastic surgery
You better visit the medical man - Dr Ray
In the reception Steve is working
and the nurse is namned Dolby
The man with the beard and the long white coat
Of course it's Dr Ray
Dr Ray will touch you
Do you really want to touched
By this fake - Dr Ray?
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22. |
Lazer
01:10
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Steve and Dolby, modern men,
Threw away their razor
Nowadays, when they shave,
they use a lazer
They called me up and told me they've got a lazer
It was a bargain
Steve and Dolby, modern men,
Threw away their Soda Stream
Nowadays, when they carbonate MER,
they use a lazer-beam
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23. |
Lies
01:05
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Everybody's talking about the girl that bought an oldsmobile
Everybody's talking about the female boy that wears hi-heel
Everybody's talking about the Maam that spreads those gossip lies
I don't need those lies
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24. |
Answers
01:08
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I can't stop wondering what went wrong
I've been waiting for answers for much too long
Children are starving
Some stupidos play funk
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25. |
The Stand
01:06
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I won't turn into a grey old man
even if I wear slippers at home
I know exactly how to make my stand
and be the master of my shaving foam
Revolutions won't change my head
I'd rather stay in bed
I keep away from domestic fights
There's no point in being a stinging bee
I stop my car when I see a red light
The only thing that I can change is me
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26. |
Bored
00:58
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I don't wanna read the lies in the tabloid
The TV makes me mongoloid
Turn off the radioid
I'm bored
I don't wanna read the lies in the tabloid
The TV makes me paranoid
Turn off the radioid
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27. |
Dotty
01:12
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I wanna say, I wanna say, I wanna say, I wanna say
that I care about you
You give me water
You give me air
You're a small fucking dot in the universe
but I will treat you fair
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28. |
Cuckoo-Clock
01:00
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Last week I divorced my wife
Now she's no mrs but a miss
all the cooking and cleaning
is now my business
I've bought a table and a fucking chair
and a cuckoo-clock...the price was fair
I have to buy a new home 'cause I was thrown out
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29. |
Not Normal
00:42
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I'm not normal
Ooooh Ooooh
I don't fit in the big picture
I'm going against the grain
I won't vote in the next election
I'm gonna destroy your society
Stamp out
Stamp out
Normality
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30. |
Grown Up
01:08
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I cook my meal every day
when I come home from work
Mashed potatoes and fish fingers,
sometimes a bloody steak
I drive my Volvo - I'm grown up
I walk the dog - I'm grown up
I'm good at work - I'm grown up
A good citizen
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31. |
The Legend of the Glove
00:38
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There's a funny little man they call "The Glove"
He's so nice and helpful
Distrubing people on their jobs,
making all the people crazy
He has a full time job just looking for a job,
a work, a place to be...
a chance to be like you and me
There's a funny little man they call "The Glove"
He's so nice and helpful
Don't give him any money, just give him gloves
Make that little man happy
He has a full time job just looking for a job,
a work, a place to be...
Just watch out for his mother
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TV EYE
Fast and short 77-style punkrock in the vein of DICKIES, ZERO BOYS, BUZZCOCKS, RAMONES etc
etc
Former members of RAPED TEENAGERS, UGLI, SECOND SIGHT, 17-17.
Pat is also a member of PUSRAD.
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