Nice People – 31​-​song CD 2009

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    77-style punkrock in the vein of DICKIES, BUZZCOCKS, ZERO BOYS and RAMONES

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released June 1, 2009

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Fast and short 77-style punkrock in the vein of DICKIES, ZERO BOYS, BUZZCOCKS, RAMONES etc etc

Former members of RAPED TEENAGERS, UGLI, SECOND SIGHT, 17-17.

Pat is also a member of PUSRAD.
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Track Name: Banana
Working on a plantation
picking bananas
Working for Fyffe
packing the banana

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Banana
Fyffe times better
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Banana
Fyffe times better
It's a yellow curved fruit they call...BANANA!
Track Name: Minimal
Would every Swedish car-interested man
buy a brand new Mitsubishi Galant
if the price of gas decreased with 64%?

Well, it's possible but with a minimal risk

Would every lousy shabby restaurant
loose all their narrow-minded rednecks today,
if the stand-up-comedians
start having something really funny to say?

Well, it's possible but with a minimal risk
It's possible but I don't think so...
Track Name: A-B-B-A
ABBA is dead

Which one is Benny? Which one is Bjorn?
I don't know who's Benny, and I don't know who's Bjorn!
They must be each others look-a-like...
They must be each others look-a-like!

A-B-B-A
ABBA is dead
They're relics from the past
Track Name: Anorexia
I'm on the Riverroad at Steve's Coffeeshop
Looking at the people passing by and I've just finished my cup

For the first time I see that girl
She makes my head twist and my lips curl

I'm on the Riverroad at Dolby's cafe
Looking at the people passing by and I've just finished my tea

For the second time I see that girl
She makes my head twist and my lips curl

Anorexia
She's so cute but oh so thin...got something hurting deep within...

I just wanna fill her up - Anorexia
Track Name: Wrong
You can not accuse me for being smart
I buy my food at the mini-mart
My intellect just ain't too bright
The day my baby left I said right

I said right but I was wrong
My baby told me I was wrong
I meant left
Track Name: Yoko Ono
Oh no, Oh no, Yoko Ono
You were married to John and made in Japan

You can't stop the wars
You can't heal the world
You can't bring back the dead John Lennon
No, No, No
Track Name: My Dictionary
There are funny words as
McIntosh and Wellingtons
Namby pamby brick-a-brack
break you tongue in a sick-attac

I love my dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick
dictionary

There are funny words as
butter finger and spatula
new gate fringe and cul-de-sac
break you tongue in a sick-attac

Touch it
feel it
squeeze it
smell it
My big appendix
Track Name: Family Bore
I don't care what you say - I don't need you
I don't care what you do - I don't need you
I don't care anymore - I don't need family Bore

I don't need you - family one
I don't need you - family two
I don't need you - family three
Family Four - Family Bore!
Track Name: Told by my Mama
Be polite and never tell lies
On saturdays you may eat french fries
Be a man that never cries
I was told by my Mama

Change your underwear everyday
I'll be ashamed if you turn gay
Never trust Dr Ray
I was told by my Mama
Track Name: Modern Man
The modern man is babysitting
oh la la modern man
and change the diaper when the kid is shitting
oh la la modern man

We're living in the modern age
We're the modern men
Modern men!
Track Name: Ugly
Hey you,
Johnny Rocket is here and I'm gonna tell you the truth

I'm out for lunch now
I'll be back at 1 o'clock
Then I've got som news for you
It's no science just the truth:

1. You're ugly
2. You're stupid
3. You're useless
4. You're a middle-age stupid fuck listening to Rolling Stones
Track Name: Mystic Rubber
This is a song about mystic rubber
It's soft and nice and kind of lovely

Mystic rubber in my bed
I've got mystic rubber in my head
Track Name: Destroy all Music
Here we are in the commercial land
The market dictates with the invisible hand
Technical pros makes the music boring
My advice is: Destroy all music!

I say - Burn the radio
I say - Clean the air
We want no dirty airwaves
Track Name: Oranges and Anger
I saw him on the TV
this very angry brat
He was jumping up and down
screaming "I hate this and I hate that"
He was pointing at me, he was pointing at you
but he only wanted to show his new tattoo

Surfboards and beautiful girls
Oranges and anger
Track Name: Nice People
Nice job
Nice life
Nice drinking
Nice you beat your wife

Everywhere I meet those "nice people"

Nice car
Nice tie
Nice suit
Nice you gonna die

Nice car
Nice tie
Nice suit
Nice little lie
Track Name: Professional Punk
I read in NME
how a punk should be
Leatherjacket, studs and safetypins

I'm a professional punk!
Track Name: Celebrity
My girlfriend is a celebrity
She's always on the TV
You can read about her in the magazines
Read about her in the trendy magazines

She is rich but her life is fucked
She needs sleeping pills and prozac
She's a celebrity
Track Name: Look-o-Look
Look-o-Look
Liqurice chewy
Look-o-Look
The name is tall jane
Look-o-Look
They're made in Holland
Look-o-Look
So damned tasty

The number on the paper is no secret
The number on the paper is no secret
The number on the paper is
220575
Track Name: Stupidos
So you're a politician, I bet you lied today
So you're a modern man, will you turn gay someday

You're all scumbags, stupidos in the country golf club
You're a right-wing stupido and an arrogant snob

So you're a lovely husband that loves to clean and cook
So you're a policeman, you like to beat the crook

You're all scumbags, stupidos in the country golf club
You're a right-wing stupido and an arrogant snob

Stupidos
You wanna be on top
You're a scumbag and an arrogant snob
Track Name: Radio
Turn up the volume on your radio
'cause TV EYE's on your favourite radio show

We don't want no trouble with fans or girls
We just wanna play punkrock
Don't wanna be superstars
Track Name: Dr Ray
If you are feeling ill and need a funny pill
You better visit the medical man - Dr Ray

If you need a brand new knee or some plastic surgery
You better visit the medical man - Dr Ray

In the reception Steve is working
and the nurse is namned Dolby
The man with the beard and the long white coat
Of course it's Dr Ray

Dr Ray will touch you
Do you really want to touched
By this fake - Dr Ray?
Track Name: Lazer
Steve and Dolby, modern men,
Threw away their razor
Nowadays, when they shave,
they use a lazer

They called me up and told me they've got a lazer
It was a bargain

Steve and Dolby, modern men,
Threw away their Soda Stream
Nowadays, when they carbonate MER,
they use a lazer-beam
Track Name: Lies
Everybody's talking about the girl that bought an oldsmobile
Everybody's talking about the female boy that wears hi-heel
Everybody's talking about the Maam that spreads those gossip lies
I don't need those lies
Track Name: Answers
I can't stop wondering what went wrong
I've been waiting for answers for much too long

Children are starving
Some stupidos play funk
Track Name: The Stand
I won't turn into a grey old man
even if I wear slippers at home
I know exactly how to make my stand
and be the master of my shaving foam

Revolutions won't change my head
I'd rather stay in bed

I keep away from domestic fights
There's no point in being a stinging bee
I stop my car when I see a red light
The only thing that I can change is me
Track Name: Bored
I don't wanna read the lies in the tabloid
The TV makes me mongoloid
Turn off the radioid

I'm bored

I don't wanna read the lies in the tabloid
The TV makes me paranoid
Turn off the radioid
Track Name: Dotty
I wanna say, I wanna say, I wanna say, I wanna say
that I care about you

You give me water
You give me air
You're a small fucking dot in the universe
but I will treat you fair
Track Name: Cuckoo-Clock
Last week I divorced my wife
Now she's no mrs but a miss
all the cooking and cleaning
is now my business

I've bought a table and a fucking chair
and a cuckoo-clock...the price was fair
I have to buy a new home 'cause I was thrown out
Track Name: Not Normal
I'm not normal
Ooooh Ooooh

I don't fit in the big picture
I'm going against the grain
I won't vote in the next election
I'm gonna destroy your society

Stamp out
Stamp out
Normality
Track Name: Grown Up
I cook my meal every day
when I come home from work
Mashed potatoes and fish fingers,
sometimes a bloody steak

I drive my Volvo - I'm grown up
I walk the dog - I'm grown up
I'm good at work - I'm grown up
A good citizen
Track Name: The Legend of the Glove
There's a funny little man they call "The Glove"
He's so nice and helpful
Distrubing people on their jobs,
making all the people crazy

He has a full time job just looking for a job,
a work, a place to be...
a chance to be like you and me

There's a funny little man they call "The Glove"
He's so nice and helpful
Don't give him any money, just give him gloves
Make that little man happy

He has a full time job just looking for a job,
a work, a place to be...
Just watch out for his mother